May 2013
meladoodle:
touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
Watchlindsaychrist:
i wont let this video die
sadtoasteroven:
whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
circumcisions:
reblog if your url is your name in real life
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
rosaparking:
i hate when ppl tell u they like u and ur like “why?” And they give some dookie response like “idk ur beautiul and smart and funny” like dude that is so lame not takin u seriously
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
snckpck:
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
“I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...”
– Sylvia Plath (via helloimtara)
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
