meladoodle: touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do u address the meme king u madjesty
michaxl: oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner* *finger slides to the d*
lindsaychrist: i wont let this video die
sadtoasteroven: whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida thanks, dan
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
iwishihadafather: when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
rosaparking: i hate when ppl tell u they like u and ur like “why?” And they give some dookie response like “idk ur beautiul and smart and funny” like dude that is so lame not takin u seriously
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
snckpck: DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...– Sylvia Plath (via helloimtara)
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?